Thursday, February 26, 2009

~ Thirteen Sex Toys ~ Some meet the extreme!

For some reason today I decided to research sex toys, in light that many of you own the typical vibrator or divulging a little bit deeper. I decided to find a couple of my favorites. I also found some that push the extreme and raised my curiosity of the equipment available. Some of the prices were quite alarming, however, if you can't get it from the opposite sex, I suppose some of these would pay for themselves. So Happy Thursday 13!

1. The Bunny~ This fabulous little toy, some of you may own. I find it fun to participate and use myself. Especially with all the different settings, you can really drive a girl wild with this thing. 2. Glass Dildo~ The shape of this is very interesting, it works on both men and women. The glass makes it easy to clean, sterilize, etc. etc. The other nice thing about glass, put it in a bowl of warm water or hell put it in the refrigerator. Talk about adding an element of surprise. 3. Bondage Kit~ If you don't own one of these kits, go buy one. It is fun to restrain the other person, leaving their hands just out of reach. Just when they want to grab you, they get frustrated, adding to the excitement! 4. Liberator~ These series of pillow wedges make positions slightly easier. It is fun to experiment with these things. It seems to put her in the right position, hitting those special spots that women like to have hit. Just remember though, it does take up space and its hard to explain to your guests, when the kids pull it out to use as a hot wheel or monster truck ramp! 5. The Swing~ OK one of the guys on the fire department has the swing. According to him its great. Now that he has kids, he uses it in the basement. I remember his first house, they removed the ceiling fan and had an eye bolt hanging from the ceiling. The swing gets used at his fire department parties as well. Sometimes its scary to go to his house, your never quite sure whats going to happen. 6. Rocker~ I have never seen this one before, now the rest of the toys get interesting from here on out. I understand how this would be used. It looks fairly comfortable, it functions similar to those ez glide rockers, however, the dildo moves up and down as well. I suppose this would be a great boy replacement once in awhile. I wouldn't mind watching this being used. 7. Saws all~ If you have a man into tools, this may be the toy you want. I assure you that it will simulate rough sex..lol. I have heard of these being used at bachelor parties and the strippers charge $20-25$ per use. Talk about a money maker! 8. Contraption~ This had some type of contraption name. I guess this type of machine offers many variety's. Where would you keep something of this size, the guest room? 9. Cesar Love Machine~ I found this interesting with his and hers attachments. It never ceases to amaze me the things I seem to find. Again where would one store this thing? Next time I see a machine like this in someones home I will know what it is. 10. Pogo~ That's right, a pogo stick with a dildo attached to it, what will they think of next. I wonder if they will be selling this at Wal-Mart! 11. Trap~ This thing caught my attention. I see what it can do for him, I dunno it just doesn't do much for me. Although I just found my next picture, maybe she would enjoy putting him into it now! 12. Strap on~ That trap thing might be fun for her if she used this on him while he was trapped like that, don't get any ideas honey! Make her boy whine and cry while she gives it to him for a change..lol. It is also fun to watch women strap this on and attempt to get the rhythm thing down. If lesbians really buy these things, why wouldn't you just want a man?13. Oral sex seat~ Just looking at this thing makes me laugh, what is appealing about sitting on a toilet seat? I understand that she sits on it, he crawls into this and eats her out. But the whole toilet seat thing, actually freaks me out!

Happy Thursday Thirteen!
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16 comments:

  1. great blog post...i love your edge...will have to show my husband later...thanks.

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  2. LOL
    I agree, that toilet seat is pushing it a bit much. Though there are those folks out there into golden showers, I certainly don't count myself among them, but I could see how this would add to that fetish.
    I guess there's a market for everyone and everything, right?
    Have you seen the multiple (women only) glass dildos? Seriously, picture three knobs...

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  3. What a cool list! Some of them look interesting, but that toilet seat is just disgusting. The glass dildo, though, might be worth a closer look. I wish you would have included links to the shops where I could order those things. *grin*

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  4. Well sam your not the only curious one! I will list one website, the pyrex or glass dildos are listed there as well. Or if you want to google pyrex or glass sex toys you may find what your looking for. The majority of pictures came from:
    http://www.extremerestraints.com

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  5. Some of those items look like they stepped out of a torture chamber...a drill with a cute bit, LOL the toilet seat has to take the prize, for what I'm not sure. Happy TT! :)

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  6. WOW! What a list! For once, I have to say, I haven't seen all of these things!! I own #1 and #2 though! ;-) I'm doing a review for a sex toy online store soon! You'll have to check out THAT review! WOOT! I can't wait! Great list as always!

    HAHAHAHA! My word verification is UNDUMB. YAY! I've officially been UN-dumbed! lol

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  7. how on earth does Mary handle you?
    and number 2? WTF???
    Men use vibrators on themselves? Where do you put it? up your arse??

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  8. those contraption toys remind me of the museum of sex in new york. they have some wild contraptions on display. that wedge pillow and swing have been on my list for awhile. i don't think i would try the toilet seat though.

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  9. Wow, my last copy of Adam & Eve must be 3 years old, I never did renew... Things have changed a lot in 3 years though! Thanks for stopping by my blog today.

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  10. hehehe,, you forgot the SYBIAN!..

    kiss kiss - lovely list of toys!

    ~c

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  11. Interesting but a bit out there for me. Call me a prude...what can I say? Happy TT and thanks for stopping by:)

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  12. I absolutely love this post! Ahhh! The sawsall looks a little scary though! I've always wanted to try a glass dildo.

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  13. What a sheltered, naive life I have led! I stayed at a motel in the Philippines that had a swing like that in it and I used it to watch TV in!

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  14. Wow! I didnt know even half of these existed! Holy smokes! Started off a little easy with the arbbit and then you just had them going there! lol!

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