Have you ever...
1. been married?
Yes to an amazing woman...why does she continue to put up with me?
2. been divorced? been remarried?
No....and I never want to be either....
3. had sex at a wedding reception?
Well lots of sex after receptions......never crawled under a table....lol
4. had sex with someone you first met at a wedding or wedding reception?
No....although that would be a fun way to find a third...hmmmm any weddings coming up?
5. given a a toast to the bride and groom?
Twice.....and one was very good....everyone thought I did an awsome job...I still want to see the video though....I am a great off the cuff speaker...
Bonus (as in optional): What is the funniest thing you've seen or done at a wedding?
Well the firemen weddings get a bit out of control.....one time we had a chain of firemen dry humping....while I had my hands around the waist of the chief...acting as if I was blowing him......shortly after that family began to leave, leaving us to have more fun. I think the grandparents were shocked!
Bonus II (as in optional): What is the best toast for the wedding couples?
Being a public speaker from work...I hate the read from a paper type thing.....Be genuine....laugh...sincere....congratulatory....it is that simple....nothing too fancy.....I have seen some great toasts......most being off the cuff, funny and sincere.
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6 comments:
Great answers - had a chuckle about "haven't crawled under any tables" - Happy TMI
Wow, a chain of firemen dry humping...sexy.
LOL
Divorce isn't any fun.
Haha You are funny!!
Thank you so much for the comment. =)
I gave a toast at a wdding once. made the bride bawl her eyes out. didn't think I was that bad of a public speaker :)
would have loved to see the chain of dry humping firemen!
I was going to say just about the same thing that Jaime said, minus making the bride cry!
now I need to go guess some things lmao!
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